The Hammer Empire is No Laughing Matter

A Danger Girl Story

By: Night Creeper
 
 

Disclaimer: All of the characters are created by other people. This story is loosely based on the comic book created by J. Scott Campbell and Andy Hartnell. The characters are owned by their creators. And even though I have tampered with some of the storylines and backgrounds established by them, they are still owned by them. Any resemblance to actual people are coincidental and unintentional. And remember, this story is used for entertainment and not profit. If it is illegal for you to read something that only ADULTS should read, then go away!

Notes from the author: A few weeks ago, I received an e_mail from LGZ asking me to write a story based on laughing gas and tickling. I have never tried the topic before so this is a first. Please note that I don’t edit my stories. However, since there aren’t any red lines on this, I guess I have the spelling down. Also Feel free to e_mail me at mbison76@yahoo.com with comments, criticisms, ideas, etc.
 
 

Thanks and happy reading.
 
 

*****

The Hammer Empire is No Laughing Matter
 
 

A Danger Girl Story
 
 

By: Night Creeper
 
 

         “Can you not shoot up my priceless artifacts?” Eddy
Owen screamed at Johnny Barracuda unloaded his pistol,
trading shots with two Hammer Soldiers.  The avid
collector was hiding behind a large black pleather
couch.  He hugged a priceless book against his chest
as plopped down onto the floor when the bullets
started to fly in his direction.
 “Excuse me!  I’m not the one using assault weapons!”
Johnny shouted back as he leapt from the door and
crashed behind the couch, landing on Eddy.
 “Are we going to die?” Eddy asked as Johnny reloaded
his pistol.  Death was something that the man wasn’t
prepared for, especially since he had just seen three
beautiful angels after he woke up.  The man still
remembered opening the door and being blind sided by
Hammer Soldiers.  Now, they were scattered throughout
his home, firing weapons.
 “I don’t . . . well, things are looking up!” Johnny
said happily as Sydney Savage, all dressed in black,
slammed into the two man.
 “Save it, Johnny!  The Big Freak just left the house
with Valerie!  I have no idea where Natalie and Abbey
are!” Sydney yelled as she readied her whip.
 “I’m not sure if we should do that in public, hon,”
Johnny joked as he tried hard to keep his wits about
him and not attempt to smell the brunette’s hair.
 “DAMN IT!  THIS IS SERIOUS!” Sydney yelled as she
shoved the man aside, stood up, and swung her whip at
one of the advancing soldiers.  Almost immediately,
she caught the nozzle of the gun and pulled it hard to
side.  The gun’s new direction was perfectly pointed
at the soldier’s comrade, who immediately screamed in
pain as he was torn to shreds from rapid fire.
 “Yes it is!” Johnny shouted as he slid out from
behind the couch and shot the remaining soldier.
 “What now?” Eddy asked as he adjusted his cowboy hat
after dusting himself off.
 “WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!” Abbey Chase screamed as
she entered the room with Natalie Kassle right behind
her.
 “Why?”
 “BECAUSE THERE’S A BATTALION OF TANKS HEADING RIGHT
FOR THIS HOUSE!” Natalie screamed.
 “Time for Eddy’s Fast Getaway then!” the man said
happily as he kicked a rug away, revealing a trapdoor.
 “Wait a second and we’ll all be out in a second!”
 “WAIT!  Where’s Valerie?” Abbey asked.
 “Mr. Big Black and Ugly captured her!” Sydney replied
as she snapped her whip.
 “Alright people!  Follow me!” Eddy yelled as he
leaped through the trapdoor.
 “We can’t leave without her!” Abbey yelled.
 “We have to!  We can rescue her later!  But we’ll be
squashed when those tanks hit the walls!” Natalie
shouted as she gripped Abbey’s shoulders and shook
her.  Out of the corner of her eye, she could see
Johnny and then Sydney leap into the trapdoor.
 “But . . .”
 “NO BUTS!” Natalie snarled as she pushed Abbey into
the trapdoor and then dove in behind her, just as the
cracking of wood signaling the shifting of the house
filled the air.

*****

Two Hours Later
 

 “Major Maxim!  There seems to be no survivors,” a
soldier reported.
 “What about the bottom of the cliff?” the huge
hunkering mass inquired.
 “We found the masks of Agent Zero and Assassin X, but
no bodies, sir.  We were not able to locate any of the
women or the male agent.  We didn’t even find the
remains of cowboy.”
 “Then where is the Lieutenant?”
 “She’s with our two prisoners.  Our comrades were
able to capture an older man, who was waiting on a
boat, not too far from the cliffs.  The boat has been
destroyed.”
 “Very well.  Inform the High Fuhrer that we will be
returning to base.  And tell him that we have a gift
for him, for we have the Helmet of Second Sight.”
 “Yes sir!” the soldier yelled as he saluted and ran
off into the darkness.

*****

The Next Day
 

 “It sure was nice of that man to let us borrow his
diving boat.  Say Johnny, how did you convince him to
let us borrow it?” Sydney inquired as she waited for
Natalie and Abbey to surface from the dive.
 “I didn’t really convince him.  He sort of tripped
down a flight of stairs, hit his head, and knocked
himself out cold.  Also, I was really lucky that I
found the keys to this boat in my hands.”
 “You pushed him, didn’t you?”
 “I was only pushy when I was asking him to use this
boat.”
 “Men!” Sydney said as she shook her head.
 “I think Abbey and Natalie found the Sword of
Sovereignty,” Johnny said as he watched the red dot
get closer on the sonar.
 “If that red dot is the sword and not a boot.  Just a
few more seconds and that crane should pull it up from
the water.  WAIT A SECOND!  Johnny, if you’re
monitoring the sonar, which I am doing to begin with .
. . who is keeping track of the radar in case those
Hammer goons show up?”
 “SHIT!” Johnny screamed as he rushed toward the front
of the boat.  At that same time, the sword flew out of
the water and landed into Sydney’s hands.  In a matter
of seconds, Johnny Barracuda ran back towards Sydney
and pushed her overboard.
 “What the fuck was that for!?!” Sydney shouted
angrily from the water.
 “SWIM!!” Johnny shouted as gunfire erupted from the
front of the boat.  The male agent fell hard onto the
deck, trying to dodge the bullets while Sydney dove
into the water to avoid them.  “Shit!  I don’t have my
gun!” Johnny snarled as a hard boot tapped him on the
back of his head, which was quickly followed by the
hard metallic ring of a silencer.
 Sydney Savage wanted to get back up for air, but she
knew that if she surfaced, she would be good as dead,
so she swam deeper into the water, hoping that she
would bump into her two friends.  Luckily for the
brunette, her prayers were answered as both Natalie
and Abbey approached her in a small submarine.  Sydney
swam to the little hatch at the bottom of the sub.
Within minutes, she was sitting inside the sub with
her friends.
 “What happened?” Abbey asked.
 “Those Hammer creeps showed up and grabbed the sword.
 Johnny that big lug, threw me into the water, so he
could remain on the ship.  Now, they got Deuce,
Valerie, and Johnny.  Not to mention the Shield of
Immunity, the Helmet of Second Sight, and the Sword of
Sovereignty.”
 “Don’t worry too much about that Sydney.  I left a
homing beacon on the ship just in case and according
to our radar, the ship is moving North right now.
We’ll just simply follow the boat and it’ll take us
right to our friends and three Ancient artifacts,”
Natalie spoke as Abbey nodded and directed the sub to
head North.

*****

On Hammer Island
 

 “Wake up, Valerie,” Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor spoke as
he smacked the face of the sleeping woman several
times.
 “Who are you?” Valerie asked as she slowly opened her
eyes.  “CRAP!” she screamed as she saw the sinister
sneer and the horrific face of the doctor.  Her eyes
got even bigger when she noticed that her wrists and
ankles were cuffed to a steel examination table.
 “I am Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor.  I serve the Hammer
Empire.  You’ve met my creation, Major Maxim earlier.
You see, I like to experiment and there’s no better
way to experiment than to use live guinea pigs.  Today
Valerie, you will be my guinea pig.”
 “WHAT?!?” the girl screamed in fear.
 “In a matter of hours, the Hammer High Fuhrer will be
able to rule the world with the mystic armor.  He has
selected your friends, Abbey Chase and Sydney Savage,
to be his royal concubines.  You see, long ago, angels
descended from the skies and mated with mortal woman,
creating a super race; a pure race.  The High Fuhrer
has decided that your two friends will be the his
private playthings.  They came highly recommended by
his two grandsons, who had the pleasure of meeting
your friends in the cold snow.  Actually, I believe
they were inside one of our bases at the time.  So
rude of your friends to crash our party,”  Dr. Kharnov
Von Kripplor snickered as he adjusted his monocle.
 “Wha . . . what happened to Natalie?” Valerie
stammered, fearing the worst.
 “Unfortunately for your friend, my experiment didn’t
work very well on her, thus she is no more,” the
doctor lied as he picked up a huge needle.  “Don’t
worry about this.  It isn’t for you.”
 Valerie exhaled in relief and for the first time,
noticed that her boots and socks were gone.  “What did
you do with my . . .”
 “Don’t worry about that.  You should be worry about
this,” the doctor spoke as transparent walls emerged
from the floor, surrounding the examination table.
“In a matter of seconds, the walls will close around
you, trapping you in your own little cell.  Once you
are secure in your new home, the experiment will
begin.  Afterwards, you will be a very useful weapon
belonging to the Hammer Empire.”
 “Fuck you!” Valerie screamed as she saw the walls
close.  She then heard a slight whirl as the table
gyrated for a moment.  She then saw two metal arms
with brushes at the end.  The arms looked like giant
toothbrushes to the scared girl.  Before she could
even imagine what they were going to do, the brushes
came to life, and immediately attacked the bottom of
her foot.  Valerie broke into laughter as her ticklish
feet betrayed her.  Even though the woman knew she was
in big trouble, she couldn’t help but laugh.  However,
once she heard the sound of gas coming out of the
floor, she tried to keep her laughing in check.
 “Don’t fight it,” Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor laughed as
he watched the woman’s face contort in pain as she
tried to keep her mouth shut.
 “I have to hold out!” Valerie said to herself as she
felt the brushes attack her feet even more furiously.
A snicker or two escaped her lips even though she was
biting down on them.  Valerie tried to hold out, but
her feet once again betrayed her when the brushes spun
twice as fast.  The woman laughed for a good five
seconds, sucking some of the gas into her lungs.  Her
face immediately became flushed as her body quivered,
shooting pleasure throughout her body.  The gas
excited her body and scared the crap out of her.  She
knew that in a matter of seconds, her lips would part
and she would break out into laughter, allowing the
gas to invade her body.

*****
 

 “So here’s the plan, we break in, we break out, and
we stop whatever the Hammer Empire is planning to do,”
Natalie Kassle said as she zipped up her wetsuit.
 “That’s a good plan if we knew what they were up to,”
Sydney replied as she zipped up her wetsuit.
 “You know Sydney, that wetsuit doesn’t look too
different from your usual attire.  Well, minus the
heels anyway,” Abbey joked.
 “Very funny.”
 “Be serious, you two.  The boat stopped a good half
hour ago.  We used the periscope and saw it docked
near the rocks, where the soldiers disappeared into a
cave.  Using all this diving equipment, we’ll be able
to swim and breach their base, without having to
surface this sub.  If we leave this sub here, we can
always return to it if things get dicey up there.
Agreed?”
 “What choice do we have?” Abbey replied.
 “None,” Sydney sighed.
 “Good.  Once we get to the surface, we change back to
our original outfits instead of these wetsuits.  Then
we can kick some ass,” Natalie said proudly as she
sharpened her knives before sliding them into her
belt.
 

*****

Back in Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor’s Lab
 

 “OH GOD!!  MAKE IT STOP!!  MAKE IT STOP!!” Valerie
begged in between bouts of laughter.  The brushes were
still assaulting her feet while.  Now, her feet
weren’t the only places being assaulted.  A set of
brushes worked over her armpits, her neck, her ears,
her inner thighs, her hips, her breasts, and even her
ankles.  Although the gas had been turned off and
dissipated, it was still trapped in the woman’s lungs.
 Thus, her entire body, which was now completely nude,
quivered when Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor touched her
with his rubber gloves.  The woman was almost insane
with the need to climax, but she just couldn’t get
there.
 “Tell me, do you have any idea where your friends
are?”
 “NO!” the woman laughed.
 “Don’t lie to me,” the doctor warned as he made the
brushes spin faster.
 Maniacal laughter escaped the bound woman’s lips as
the sensations almost drove her mad.  The combination
of the brushes and the gas were enough to break down
her will.  Her entire body was like one nerve, ready
to explode if given a chance as her face continued to
controt in pain.  “I’m not lying!  I don’t HAHAH
HEHEHE KNOW!”
 “Are you sure?”
 “I am HAHAHA HEEE sure.”
 “You’re hahaha sure?”
 “Yes,” Valerie giggled like a bimbo.
 “Did they have an escape vehicle near Eddy’s house?”
 “AHAHAHA HHEEE.”
 “Did they have an escape vehicle?”
 “Yes.”
 “What was it?”
 “HAHAH sm hahah all heheheh su ahahe marine.”
 “A what?”
 “A sub hehehee.”
 “A submarine.  Good girl,” Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor
laughed as he flicked her engorged clit and the woman
exploded in a fiery orgasm, splashing her juices all
the examination table.  The woman’s body shook and
gyrated for several minutes, long after the woman
passed out with a delightful smile on her face.

*****
 

 “Are you okay, Sydney?” Natalie asked Sydney, who was
gripping her head with both hands.  The Russian woman
could see Sydney’s whip on the floor beside her as her
chest heaved up and down.  The brunette’s legs
quivered every now and then as she leaned against the
wall for support.
 “I . .  I’m okay,” she snickered.
 “Are you sure?”
 “I’m sure.  Shouldn’t you be in the other corridor?”
Sydney inquired with a slight giggle.
 “Are you okay?  You seemed to be acting a bit weird
ever since we surfaced.  If you’re not okay, stay put,
and don’t ruin the mission for the rest of us,”
Natalie warned as she picked up Sydney’s whip.
 “I can . . . haha . . I . . .” Sydney chuckled as she
fell to her knees, hitting her head against Natalie’s
flat stomach.
 “Are you okay?” Natalie asked as she helped Sydney to
her feet.  The brunette almost fell again, but Natalie
was able to catch her.  She then leaned Sydney against
the wall.  Her hands glided cross the woman’s leather
outfit, making the brunette moan.
 “I don’t know what’s happening to me,” Sydney groaned
as she tried to stifle another giggle.  Ever since she
swam to the surface with the oxygen tank, she felt an
urge to laugh.  She had suppressed it for some time
now, but it was getting harder and harder by the
second.  Sydney didn’t want to show any weakness, nor
did she want to tell Natalie that she had an
incredible urge to touch herself and when the Russian
woman touched her hip and back, she was greatly
aroused by it.
 “Zis way!  I heard something zis way!” another female
voice ordered.  Both women knew that it was coming
from further down the hall and they could hear the
boots marching on top of the metal corridor.
 “We have to go.  Can you walk?” Natalie asked as she
spun Sydney Savage around and looked deep into the
woman’s eyes.  Natalie could see that the woman was
not herself as a weird grin appeared on the woman’s
face.  Sydney’s body began to quiver as the woman bit
her lips, trying to keep from laughing.
 “What is zis?”
 The two Danger Girls turned and saw a woman, who
looked a lot like Abbey Chase except she had orange
hair and a hat with the Hammer insignia on it.  Behind
her were several soldier with guns pointed at the
woman.  “We’re . . . haha . . . in . . hehe . . . so
much . . . ha . . . trouble,” Sydney laughed.
 “I’m not in any trouble at all, but you are,” Natalie
hisses as she brushed back Sydney’s hair allowing the
woman with the orange hair to place a transparent gas
mask over the brunette’s mouth.  Sydney Savage began
to laugh into the mask as she was escorted down the
hall.

*****

 Abbey Chase had no idea that Sydney Savage had been
captured by the Hammer soldiers.  Even if she did, she
wouldn’t be able to stop it.  The corridor that she
entered had closed up behind her.  The walls were
slowly closing in, forcing her to advance even though
she didn’t want to.  Worse yet, she could hear a
piercing sound.  She had no idea what was going on,
but finally, Abbey was trapped in a small box.  That’s
when she realized that the piercing sound was from an
alarm, informing the entire base that people had
broken in.  “Shit!” she growled.
 “PPPPPSSSSTTTTT.”
 “What the fuck?” Abbey screamed as a greyish vapor
began to rise from the floor.  In a matter of seconds,
small holes appeared all over the cube, releasing
countless amounts of gas into the room.  Abbey coughed
and even tried to hold her breath, but nothing helped.
 As she tried to think of a way out of the room, she
could feel her nipples pressing against her bra.  Even
worse, she could feel panties becoming wet.
 “Pssssttttt.”
 “What’s happening to me?” her anguished mind inquired
as her hands went under her T-shirt and began to
fondle her breasts.  After a few minutes of kneading
her breasts, Abbey pulled her hands out from under her
T-shirt, took off her gloves, and then stuck them back
under the T-shirt.  She quickly tore off her bra and
began to knead her breasts.  The flesh on flesh sent
Abbey’s body through the roof as her sex gushed with
honey, drenching her panties.  The woman quickly undid
her zipper and pushed the sides of her pants.  She
then yanked her soggy panties, ripping them from her
body, and tossing them aside.  The woman could hear
the gas invading the room.  She knew something was
terribly wrong, yet she was horny as hell.  Abbey knew
she had fallen into a trap, yet she couldn’t stop
laughing.  And as her laughter grew louder and louder,
the woman got wetter and wetter.
 

*****

 “You’ll never get away with this!” Sydney yelled as
her hands tried to free themselves.  Natalie had
secured the brunette’s wrists with her very own whip.
The woman had been stripped off her tight clothing and
was now lying on a large bed.  Sydney’s chest was
heaving and her body was covered in sweat as she tried
to recover.  “Abbey will save me!”
 “Get away with what?” Natalie asked as she pressed
her naked body against Sydney’s and played with the
brunette’s damp hair.  “You, the Lieutenant, and I all
know each other really well now.  Besides, Abbey went
down a dead end.  The entire corridor will seal
itself, trapping her.  I doubt she will come to your
rescue.  Thus, we have some more quality time ahead of
us,” Natalie laughed.
 “Ze Aussie is wet again,” the Lieutenant said as she
raised her hand and allowed Sydney’s own honey drip on
the brunette’s face.  After a few seconds, she slapped
her wet hand against the brunette’s nose, splashing
the juices all over the woman’s face, forcing her to
close her eyes.  The Lieutenant began to caress the
bound woman’s cheeks, smearing more of her own juices
along her face while trailing her fingers through the
woman’s hair.
 “Stop.  Please stop,” Sydney moaned as she felt the
woman’s fingers wipe across her wet lip.  The brunette
didn’t know why, but every inch of her body was now
burning with desire as her sex became even wetter,
drenching the sheets beneath her until they couldn’t
absorb anymore of her juices, allowing it to pool
underneath her instead.
 “Shhhh Sydney.  You know you want it,” Natalie purred
into the woman’s ear as her hands cupped the woman’s
breast and began to knead it while pressing her body
even closer, wrapping the brunette’s legs with her own
and then she rubbed them as if she were trying to
start a fire.  “We’ve already enjoyed fingering you to
orgasm so many times now.  You’re body has responded
perfectly ever since you landed on the bed.  Don’t
stop now, Sydney.  Open your mouth and lick your own
juices,” Natalie blew into Sydney’s ear.
 Sydney tried to keep her mouth shut, but the
Lieutenant was also rubbing her own legs against
Sydney’s, causing the woman to moan.  This provided
the orange-haired woman the opportunity to stick her
juiced covered fingers into Sydney’s mouth, which she
quickly did.  Without much thought, Sydney’s lips
tried to force the fingers out of her mouth by closing
down on them.  Then her tongue tried to push them out,
but the Lieutenant took advantage of the situation by
swirling her fingers around the brunette’s mouth,
leaving the honey all over her mouth.  “Shit!” the
brunette scolded herself.
 “Tastes good, doesn’t it, Sydney?  It must taste good
considering the fact that you’re sucking on the
Lieutenant’s fingers like a baby sucking on her mom’s
teats,” Natalie purred into the woman’s ear.
 “Taste good,” Sydney moaned around the Lieutenant’s
fingers.
 “You belong to me and the High Hammer Fuhrer now,
Sydney.  The gas in your oxygen tank carried a
chemical compound that invaded your lungs.  You
thought you had the hiccups at first, but then you
started laughing in the hallway.  As the chemical was
absorbed into your cells, it made you want to laugh.
At the same time, it made you really horny.  When we
captured you in the hallway, we gave you the gas
again.  Except this time, we gave it to you in a
higher concentration, hence you laughed all during
your climaxes.  Although the laughing has worn off,
the horniness still lingers,” Natalie purred.
 “Oh god!” Sydney moaned as the Lieutenant pulled her
fingers out of the brunette’s mouth and buried them
deep into the woman’s honeypot, where she played
Sydney’s clit like a maestro playing a violin.
 “The gas itself is also highly addictive and soon you
beg me for another dose of it.  However, before I can
give you another does, you must swear allegiance to
the Hammer Empire, my little brown minx,” Natalie as
she pulled away from Sydney.
 “I . . . I will . . . never . . . do . . . that,”
Sydney stammered with labored breath.
 “Really now?” Natalie mocked as she snapped her
fingers.
 “Let’s see if she can take this,” the Lieutenant
snapped as she repositioned herself between the
brunette’s legs.  Her hands parted the bound woman’s
thighs and then her dripping pussy lips before
flicking her tongue across the woman’s erect clit,
teasing her.  Sydney moaned for a few seconds after
every swipe.  Before long her entire body was on fire.
 Her nipples were as long as rockets and as hard as
rocks.  All the while, the woman’s body continued to
quiver as the orange-haired woman slowly lapped at her
shaved pussy.
 “If you want her to eat your cunt, you have to swear
allegiance,” Natalie said calmly, staring at Sydney’s
juiced covered eye-lids.
 Although Sydney Savage couldn’t see, she could feel
Natalie Kassle’s gaze burning into her.  The
brunette’s body felt as if fire ants were crawling all
over her flesh.  She knew that it was the chemical
compound in her body that was making her moist.
Sydney knew that it was the compound that made her
lust for more.  At least, that’s what she was telling
herself.  “Get . . . get . . . bent . . .” she gasped.
 “Get wetter,” Natalie shot back as she straddled the
bound woman’s head, trapping her face between her
thighs.  The Russian woman then played with the
woman’s damp hair as she stroked her cheeks.
“Perhaps, the Lieutenant should pull her warm tongue
out of your hot cunt?” Natalie teased.
 “NO!” Sydney quickly shot back.
 “Why not?” Natalie asked as she brought a tube close
to Sydney’s nose.  She watched as the woman’s nostrils
flared and then pressed a button on the headboard.
The sound of gas rising from the tube filled Sydney’s
ears even though Natalie’s thighs pressed against
them.  It was as if the gas was calling her.  “Do you
want it?”
 “I . . .”
 “I know you do you horny little bitch.  I know how
much you want to make love to me.  I know how much you
want me to fuck your brains out.  I know how much you
want the High Fuhrer to use you as a breeding bitch
for the Hammer Empire,” Natalie snarled as she held
the tube closer to the woman’s nose.
 “No . . . ha . . no,” the woman giggled as she tried
to shake her head.
 “Long time ago, angels came down to Earth and bred
with mortals.  When our High Fuhrer dons the magical
helmet, shield, and sword, the legend will become
fact!  Then it will be time to repopulate the race.  I
will be queen, providing the true heir, while you and
Abbey will provide the soldiers that are needed to
conquer this world!  I know you like that, Sydney.  It
will provide you hours and hours of fucking!  You like
that, don’t you?”
 “I . . . nnnnn . . .” Sydney gritted her teeth.
 “You’ve always wore your tight outfits to catch my
eye, hoping to bequeath you with such an honor.  I
know you, you horny slut,” Natalie snarled as she held
the tube closer to the woman’s nose.  Within seconds,
she felt the woman’s body rise as if she were having a
hiccup.
 “I . . . haha . . . I . . .” Sydney began to laugh,
feeling even wetter as the gas invaded her body.
 “Lieutenant!  Lick her slit and show this cunt the
pleasure that awaits her!”
 “With pleasure,” she chuckled as she buried her face
between Sydney’s legs and furiously attacked Sydney’s
clit like a failed dieter at a buffet line.
 Sydney’s trapped head attempted to flail about as her
mouth giggled before exploding in outright laughter.
She was able to suppress it for a few seconds, but her
face would grow red before she exploded again.  Much
like her laughter, her body wanted to explode as well.
 Thus, it was only inevitable that with the
combination of the Lieutenant’s tongue and the gas,
Sydney’s tongue began to lap at Natalie’s shaved sex.
 “Yes Sydney.  Surrender to me.  Make me explode on
your face.  Make me splash my juices all over your
face and indoctrinate you into the Hammer Empire.  You
like that, wouldn’t you?”
 “Yes!” Sydney screamed, partially in a moan and a
laugh.
 “Then swear allegiance to the Hammer Empire!” Natalie
ordered as she undid the whip.
 “I BELONG TO THE HAMMER EMPIRE!” Sydney screamed as
her hands gripped Natalie’s thighs and buried her
mouth against the woman’s sex.  Her tongue lapped
against the woman’s slit like a hungry wolf tearing
into its meal.
 “Excellent!” Natalie laughed as she rode Sydney’s
bucking face.

*****
 

 “Major Maxim!  Take this quivering piece of flesh
over to the duct!”  Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor ordered
as the lumbering black figure appeared.
 The Major looked down at the body of Silicon Valerie.
 The woman’s eyes were red and her face was stuck in a
smile that would scare the Cheshire Cat.  Yet, she
didn’t even struggle.  “What for?” the imposing figure
asked.
 “Natalie was very specific with what she wanted.
Deposit her down the tube, so that we may go ahead
with the plan.  The High Fuhrer will want his armor
soon enough and we must make sure that his new wives
are prepared properly.”
 “As you wish,” Major Maxim said as he deposited the
giggling woman into a tube and watched her disappear
from sight.

*****

 “Oh god!  I’m so glad you’re here!” a kneeling Abbey
Chased laughed hysterically as she saw Natalie Kassle
break down the door.  The woman had been trapped for
hours with no way to escape her prison.  The room had
filled with gas several times and she had been
laughing ever since.  She knew she even blacked out
from laughter a few times, but every time she woke up,
she felt hornier and hornier.  Now, her white T-shirt
was in disarray and her pants were unzipped.  Her
right hand was busy kneading her breasts while her
left hand was fingering her sex, filling the room with
squishy sounds.
 “Slut!” Natalie snarled as she lifted the woman and
slammed her against the wall.  She pushed the woman’s
T-shirt further up, revealing the woman’s glorious
mounds.  Her hands then attacked them as she licked
the woman’s ears, causing Abbey to moan underneath
her.  There was no doubt in Natalie’s mind that Abbey
was quite aroused since the entire room wreaked of
sex.
 “Natalie.  Please stop.  We have to get out of here.
This room is a trap,” Abbey panted as her hands dug
into her pants and played with her dripping sex.
 “It is?” Natalie asked, pulling her hands away from
Abbey.  The woman then pulled a rag with leather
straps attached to the sides from her pockets and
kicked open a panel on the floor.  A small can
instantly popped out of the floor.  Natalie grabbed
the can and sprayed its contents all over the rag as
she held her breath.  She then placed the rag over
Abbey’s mouth, held it there with one hand as the
other pulled and secured the straps, ensuring that the
rag stayed in place, especially since Abbey was too
busy fingering herself.  “I know it’s a trap and you
fell right into it,” she laughed into Abbey’s ear.
 “OHHHH!” Abbey moaned as she climaxed then and there.
 The woman fell to the floor, allowing Natalie to
secure the quivering woman to the floor.  First, she
secured the woman’s wrists beside her head with clamps
that extended from the floor.  Then she spread Abbey’s
legs and secured the ankles with the another set of
metal clamps.  Abbey watched the woman secure her to
the floor and although she knew that the gravity of
the situation was very serious and wanted to stop
Natalie, Abbey did nothing except laugh.  The woman
was laughing hysterically and feeling highly aroused.
 Natalie Kassle watched the laughing woman intently as
she pulled a long white feather from her back pocket.
With a gleam in her eye and an evil smile on her face,
Natalie tickled Abbey’s erect nipples, causing the
woman’s body to spasm as she laughed into her gag.
For several minutes, Natalie trailed the soft edge of
the feather over Abbey’s breasts.  Slowly, Natalie
swirled the feather like a duster as she moved it down
from Abbey’s breasts, past her ribs, over her flat
stomach, down her shapely hips, and finally stopping
around the woman’s shaved sex.  “I always knew that
Sydney shaved herself, but I would have never
suspected that you shaved too,” Natalie chuckled.
 “Hhmmmpppttt,” Abbey groaned, trying to stop her
laughter, but failed miserably as the laughter
exploded from her lungs and were muffled by the rag.
 “You’re so wet down here.  However, it’s no fun if I
can’t hear you,” Natalie said as moved over Abbey’s
head, lifted it, and removed the rag.  Instantly,
laughter filled the room as the woman watched a steady
stream of honey flow out of Abbey’s snatch.  She could
see that Abbey’s chest was heaving up and down like a
high bouncing ball.
 “Natalie . . . hahahaha . . . what have . . .
hahahaha!” Abbey laughed as tears flowed down her
cheeks.
 “I’ll tell you when you wake up, hon,” Natalie smiled
as she watched Abbey passed out from all the laughing.

*****
 
 

 “Don’t worry, my lord.  Natalie has everything under
control.  We are having our best seamstresses prepare
the outfits.  I promise you it will be worth the wait.
 Besides, our own soldiers are polishing the armor as
we speak,” Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor spoke into the
phone.
 “Tell the High Fuhrer that the troops are assembling
in the great hall,” Major Maxim uttered.
 “Yes my lord.  The Major would like to remind you
that all our forces are converging on Hammer Island
right now.  Your two grandsons should be here in about
an hour.  I’m sorry my lord, but they were detained on
the mainland.  I’m not sure, but I promise I will
ascertain a full report when they arrive.”
 “They collected all the information from the Danger
Girl files.”
 “Hold on, my lord.  Major Maxim has informed me that
the twins have collected information about the two
girls.  I’m sure they also burned the place down when
they were done.”
 “It was.”
 “I just got confirmation on that.  Yes my lord.
Everything is going as planned,” Dr. Kharnov Von
Kripplor sneered.

*****
 

 “Wake up little Abbey,” Natalie cooed into the
slumbering girl’s ear with very little results.  Thus,
she repositioned herself and ran the soft feather
against the woman’s nipple, making it instantly erect
and hard.  The Russian woman could tell that the gas
had worked on the captured woman and in a few minutes,
just like Sydney Savage, Abbey Chase will also be part
of the Hammer Empire.  Unable to control herself,
Natalie planted a kiss on Abbey’s forehead while the
feather continued to flick the sleeping woman’s
nipple.
 “Uuuhhh . . . what happened?” Abbey asked as she
slowly opened her eyes.
 “You’re part of the Hammer Empire now.  Actually,
you’re more like property of the Hammer Empire,”
Natalie cooed into Abbey’s ear.
 “I am not!” Abbey snarled.
 “Shhhh,” Natalie said as she placed her finger
against Abbey’s lips.  “Listen.”
 Abbey Chase held her anger in check and listened to
the moans coming from another room.  The voices
sounded familiar, but she couldn’t tell if the people
were crying or laughing.  All she knew was that they
were very vocal.  “What’s the meaning of this and why
am I strapped to this thing?  And where are my pants?”
Abbey growled as she found her legs and arms were
still secured.
 “The thing that you are referring to is the floor
panel that I secured you to earlier tonight.  We won’t
be needing it a few minutes from now, but I thought it
would help right now,” Natalie said as she snapped her
finger and the wall directly in front of Abbey began
to rise.  Within seconds, the wall disappeared and
Abbey’s anger did as well, for the woman was now in
complete shock as Natalie wheeled the panel that held
Abbey into the new room.
 “My god!” Abbey uttered as she saw Sydney and Valerie
totally nude.  Sydney’s stomach was resting on a
pommel horse as her legs were spread and secured to
the floor by ankle cuffs.  The woman’s hands gripped
her own breasts and kneaded them as she giggled like a
lovesick schoolgirl while locking eyes with another
naked woman that looked a lot like Abbey.  Between
Sydney’s legs was Valerie, who knelt on the floor with
her face buried against Sydney’s sex, lapping away
like a thirsty dog.
 “Meet the Lieutenant and her bitch, Valerie,” Natalie
said as she pointed at the orange haired woman.
 “Ze High Fuhrer will be very pleased with her.  You
have done well, Natalie,” the woman replied as she
gripped Sydney’s face and turned it toward Abbey.
“Tell her about yourself.”
 “Hee hee.  Hi Abbey!” Sydney giggled with a huge
smile on her face.  “Natalie laced our oxygen tanks
with some drug.  For some reason, it makes us laugh.
Haha.  It also makes us horny.  Hee hee.  It is very
addictive.  I’ve even joined the Hammer Empire so I
could get more.  Haha.  In a few hours, I’m going to
be one of the High Fuhrer’s concubines.  Hee hee.
Isn’t that a gas?” Sydney laughed uncontrollably.
 The Lieutenant released Sydney and moved toward
Valerie.  She yanked the woman’s hair and pried her
face away from Sydney.  “NOOO!  Must have more!
More!!” Valerie panted with a huge smile on her honey
plastered face.  The woman barely seemed human.  The
Lieutenant chuckled and released Valerie, who quickly
pressed her head between Sydney’s thighs and continued
to eat the woman’s snatch.
 “Who would you like to be, Sydney or Valerie?”
Natalie asked as she caressed Abbey’s face.
 “I . . .” Abbey stammered as she felt a bolt of
electricity rush through her body when Natalie touched
it.
 “Sydney or Valerie?” Natalie asked as knelt before
Abbey.  The Russian woman pulled the feather from her
back pocket and trailed the feather along Abbey’s
puffy pussy lips.  A small trickle of honey escaped
the fold as Natalie completed one full circle.  Above
her, she could hear a slight moan followed by a giggle
escape Abbey’s lips.  Natalie knew that the drug was
in Abbey’s system and with the proper stimulation,
Abbey would have no choice but to surrender.
 “I . . .” Abbey stuttered as she felt the feather
tickle her tender flesh.  Goose bumps appeared on her
body as it slowly trembled.  Sweat began to escape her
pores as her face turned as red as a fire engine.  Her
eyebrows were damp as a slight smile began to appear
on her face.  Abbey knew that she had to fight it, so
she bit her lower lip and tried to fight.
 “Sydney or Valerie?  Do you want to be a sex crazed
nymph like Valerie or a concubine like Sydney?”
Natalie asked as wiggled and fanned the feather
against Abbey’s dripping sex.
 “I . . .” Abbey groaned as she tried to hold on, but
the smile was getting bigger and bigger.
 “Be like me!” Sydney giggled.  “A few days ago, we
were like sisters.  We can be sisters again, serving
the High Fuhrer.”
 “Sisters?” Abbey thought and for some reason, she
giggled shortly after picturing herself and Sydney
next to Natalie.
 Natalie saw that Abbey was slipping, so she quickly
stuck up her left hand and began to tickle the woman’s
armpit.  Although she never looked up, she knew that
Abbey had a smile on her face and in a matter of
seconds, she wouldn’t be able to hold out.
 Abbey felt as if she were going to explode.  She felt
so constipated as she tried to keep it inside and
fight, but it was getting harder and harder.  Her
dimples were now very deep points as a smile appeared
on her face.  Abbey’s teeth chattered, barely able to
bite into her lower lip, and then it happened.  Like
the raging waters flowing from a burst dam, Abbey
laughed hysterically as her body shuddered, sending a
stream of honey that blasted the feather, scattering
it into multiple pieces and leaving Natalie the stem.
“Sydney!  I’ll hehehe be like Sydney!” she laughed.
 Natalie laughed as she stood up and freed Abbey from
the panel.  “Take off the shirt.  You won’t be needing
that for a while,” she ordered as she removed her own
top.
 “Yes ma’am,” Abbey obeyed as she tossed her shirt
away.
 “Go ahead and suck my tit.”
 “Hmmmm,” Abbey moaned.  She found that by obeying
Natalie, she didn’t have a huge urge to laugh, but she
was horny as hell.
 “From now on, you’re going to worship me.  You’re
going to serve the Hammer Empire with every fiber of
your being.  I bet you feel stupid for getting mad at
my offer earlier,” Natalie panted as Abbey fumbled
with the Russian’s pants, trying to get them off.
 “Yes,” Abbey moaned as she ripped the button off of
Natalie’s pants.  She then unzipped the zipper and
basically tore the panties with her teeth.  Without
even waiting for an order, Abbey stuffed her tongue
into Natalie’s sex and began to kiss, lick, and suck.
 “Good girl,” Natalie panted as her fingers gripped
Abbey’s hair while loud slurping noises from Abbey’s
mouth filled the room.
 After some time, Dr. Kharnov Von Kripplor entered the
room carrying a black leather bag.  “You have done
well,” he said as he eyed Abbey Chase.
 “Is it time already?” Natalie panted as she pushed
her wet hair aside.
 “I’m afraid so.  No more fun for a few minutes,” the
doctor replied as he opened the bag.
 The Lieutenant had to pry Abbey away from Natalie’s
sex.  Abbey’s face was covered in honey as both woman
moved the Danger Girl to the pommel horse.  Before
they bent her so her stomach would rest on the horse
like Sydney, Abbey saw a huge Hammer insignia tattooed
onto Sydney’s left buttock.  “You’ll have a matching
one, except it will be on your right,” Natalie spoke
as she locked eyes with Abbey.
 “Matching . . . like sisters,” Abbey giggled in
response.

*****

An Hour Later
 

 Natalie Kassle was dressed in a shiny red battle
armor.  Much like her normal outfit, the area around
her stomach was made of black fishnet.  Her boots went
all the way to her upper thighs and the Hammer
insignia stretched from the ankle of the boot to well
past her knee cap.  The Russian woman was walking past
columns and columns of Hammer soldiers with Sydney
Savage on her left and Abbey Chase on her right.  Both
women desperately tried not to laugh as they marched
behind Natalie down the red carpet.  They were both
nude except for the armbands with the Hammer insignia
and thigh-high leather boots with stiletto heels.
Sydney had a black pair and Abbey had a green.
Matching their boots, each woman had a collar and a
gold chain that acted like a leash since it was
connected to Natalie’s outfit around the hips.
 “Hail Mighty Hammer!” the soldiers chimed as they saw
the three move down the red carpet towards the huge
man standing on a golden platform.
 The High Fuhrer was no longer the scrawny decrepit
man, spending the last days of his life in a iron
lung.  Instead, he was now a vital man with muscles
that dwarfed any professional wrestler’s.  As he stood
on the platform, he couldn’t help but lick his lips as
he saw the captured two Danger Girls cup their huge
tits and blow kisses at him.  He knew that they would
provide offspring for centuries to come, especially
since they would be immortal like him once he was done
with them.  And just as they were addicted to the gas,
they would soon depend on him for everything.  “It was
definitely worth holding on for all these years,” he
thought as his wife and two concubines ascended the
steps.
 

End

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