A G.I. Joe Story
 
 

By: Night Creeper
 
 

Disclaimer: All of the characters are created by other people. This story is loosely based on the characters created by Hasbro. The characters are owned by their creators. And even though I have tampered with some of the storylines and backgrounds established by them, they are still owned by them. Any resemblance to actual people are coincidental and unintentional. And remember, this story is used for entertainment and not profit. If it is illegal for you to read something that only ADULTS should read, then go away!

Notes from the author: A few weeks ago, I received an e_mail from LGZ asking me to write a story based on laughing gas and tickling. I have never tried the topic before so this is a first. Please note that I don’t edit my stories. However, since there aren’t any red lines on this, I guess I have the spelling down. Also Feel free to e_mail me at mbison76@yahoo.com with comments, criticisms, ideas, etc.
 
 

Thanks and happy reading.
 
 

*****

The Baroness Wants an Army
 
 

A G.I. Joe Story
 
 

By: Night Creeper
 
 

 A woman with raven black hair watched the huge
transparent tubes with great interest.  Her gloved
hands adjusted her black glasses, so she could get a
better look.  As she watched, she couldn’t help but
slide her own black gloved hands over her leather
outfit.  Her eyes darted from tube to tube before a
pink haired woman walked up to her.  “What is it?” the
woman in black inquired as she felt someone’s eyes
peering over her shoulder.
 “Begging your pardon, Baroness, but our robotic
soldiers aren’t responding.  Something tells me that
the Joe we caught earlier wasn’t alone,” the pink
haired female said.
 “G.I. Joe members hardly travel alone, Zarana!” the
Baroness corrected her.  “However, what are the
results from these tubes?”
 “Tubes one through eight haven’t been properly
sterilized since the last batch of experiments.
However, tubes nine through twelve had the same
results as the previous batch.”
 “That doesn’t really help.  Destro has his own
soldiers.  Cobra Commander has his.  Serpentor has his
own army as well.  Even the Headman has his own army!
Yet, we are all under the same umbrella.  There’s a
power struggle within the mighty Cobra organization.
Even your brother, Zartan, knows this.  Hence he is
assembling his own army, trying to expand his
territory.”
 “I can hardly see how our test results will help you
gain the advantage.”
 “Don’t be so naive!  If we can get the ingredients to
mix properly, we will have the most powerful drug in
the world!  We can basically groom an army of slaves,
incorporating everyone who dares oppose us.”
 “That’s funny, especially since all of our test
subjects all had a huge ass laugh after being exposed
to the drug.”
 “What about test tubes thirteen through eighteen?”
 “Not much.  Although, the results were slightly
different.  I haven’t analyzed them yet, but our lab
people are.”
 “Just tell me if the results were similar or better
than tube nineteen then.”
 “Define better?”
 “More agreeable.”
 “Somewhat.  Although, you may want to look at the
data.”
 “No need.  Try the same experiment with a little more
of the first four compounds and unleash the new
formula into test tube twenty.”
 “My pleasure!” Zarana smiled as she left the room.

*****
 

 “Lifeline, have you heard from Covergirl yet?”
Shipwreck spoke into his communicator as he waded
through the sewage.
 “Negative, Shipwreck.”
 “Damn it!  Thanks Lifeline.”
 “What did Lifeline say?”
 “He hasn’t heard from Covergirl yet, Alpine.”
 “I guess we should rendevous with the others then.”
 “What you don’t like these sewer pipes?”
 “I climb mountains.  I don’t travel through sewer
pipes.”
 “Quick-Kick and Bazooka aren’t complaining.”
 “That’s because Quick-Kick doesn’t wear shoes and
he’s too busy trying to watch what he’s stepping in.
As for Bazooka, he’s chewing his bubble gum!”
 “Well you guys calm down.  Lifeline and I can hear
everything that you’re saying.  And trust me, Scarlett
isn’t too amused with your conversation,” Mainframe’s
voice warned as he spoke through the communicator.
 “Mainframe.  Why don’t you tell me something that can
help us in our search for Covergirl?  The damn
warehouse is empty, but when we decided to try
underneath the building, Covergirl disappears and
you’ve been in the WHALE with Lifeline ever since!”
 “Sorry Shipwreck, but the warehouse is next to the
sea and Scarlett wanted at least two people on the
WHALE in case Cobra showed up.  Besides, Lifeline is a
medic.  He doesn’t like to fight.”
 “Tell Lifeline I want to talk to his rich wife so I
can meet her friend and quit this outfit, because I
rather be on the WHALE.  Searching the sewers should
be reserved to Tunnel Rat.”
 “You know, Jinx, Lady Jaye, and Scarlett aren’t
complaining.  By the way Shipwreck, Covergirl was
right.  The global positioning unit isn’t working
properly right now, because you’re all too deep
underground right now.  However, I do have your
positions from a few seconds ago.  Thus, if you stay
together and still for a few seconds, I can tell you
exactly where you are.”
 “If I was searching with the women, I wouldn’t be
complaining and I would be willing to stay still too!”
 “That’s it, Shipwreck!  We’re about two miles ahead
of you.  Try to catch up,” Scarlett’s voice
interrupted.
 “Yes ma’am,” Shipwreck spoke as he led his three
teammates through the sewers.

*****
 

 “Tell me, Covergirl,” the Baroness ordered as she
stared down at the needy face of naked female Joe
member.  The woman in black leather had stripped the
woman and tied her to a wooden bench that was bolted
to the metal floor.  Covergirl’s legs were spread wide
apart and her ankles were shackled to the floor, while
her hands and wrists were tied under the base of the
bench, securing her to the bench.  The evil woman knew
that Covergirl would tell her everything that she
wanted to know since Zarana had just released her from
the test chamber.
 Covergirl, who was still a bit groggy since she was
completely unconscious when she was in the tube, tried
to shake her head, but found that her muscles weren’t
responding.  In fact, her jaw wasn’t even responding,
preventing her from cursing and threatening the woman.
 Although, she realized that her muscles weren’t
responding, she couldn’t fathom the reason for her
paralysis.  Things were made a bit worse when she felt
something deep inside her, boiling over.  She couldn’t
place her finger on it, but she could feel it grow
inside her.
 “I can tell by the look in your eyes that you’ve
realized that you can’t move.  Don’t worry, it will
last for a few more seconds and then you will be able
to talk again.  You’ve been asleep for a good two
hours,” the Baroness said as she held up a transparent
plastic nose with bar and two tubes connected to the
nostrils.  “I had this specially made for you while
you were asleep.  There!  Perfect fit,” the woman
laughed as she secured it to Covergirl’s face.  To
make sure that it stayed on, she hooked in two leather
straps to the side of the nose, and secured them
behind the woman’s head.
 “What are you doing?” Covergirl asked as she regained
some control over her muscles.
 “You should feel special, Covergirl.  Most Cobra
operatives would love to experiment with Scarlett and
Lady Jaye, but I’ve decided that you would make the
perfect test subject.  You’ve been eclipsed by your
fellow female teammates, but now you have a chance to
outdo them,” the Baroness chuckled as she stroked the
woman’s cheek with her leather gloved hand.
 Covergirl felt a jolt of lust shot through her body
as the Baroness continued to glide her hand over her
face.  That’s when she realized that whatever was
building deep inside her, had now increased.  She
couldn’t explain or rationalize what it was, but she
could feel it move from her stomach to her lungs,
engulfing her entire chest cavity.  “Ohhhhh,” she
moaned as felt herself getting moist.  Her chest rose
and fell as her heartbeat increased and she sucked
more and more air through her mouth before the
Baroness covered it, forcing the woman to breath
through her nose.  Covergirl then moaned as she felt
her labia ache with lust while her the strange feeling
began to move up her throat.
 “From this moment on, Covergirl, you are a Cobra
Agent.  You serve me,” the Baroness spoke as she
glanced down at Covergirl’s vengeful eyes.  However,
within seconds, the eyes glazed over as Covergirl
chuckled into the woman’s gloved hand.  “You serve me
now,” the Baroness repeated as she lifted her hand and
began to strip.
 Covergirl felt the sensation in her slamming against
her larynx and then her tonsils.  Within a few
seconds, the woman burst into laughter.  “I . . .
ahahhahahaha . . . don’t . . . hehehehe . . .
understand . . .” the woman laughed as her juices
flowed from her sex.
 “The gas that you’re breathing through your nose is
reacting to the gas that was engulfed by your body
while you were asleep.  Originally, my plan was to
develop a gas that would enslave men and women into my
worshipers.  However, the gas in its current state
seems to be more of an aphrodisiac.  It also makes
test subjects more benign and compliant,” the Baroness
spoke as she straddled the woman’s face.
 Without being asked to, Covergirl began to lick the
Baroness’s sex.  Her tongue flicked at the woman’s
clitoris several times and inhaled the gas over and
over again, trying to get some of the woman’s musky
smell as well with no success.  The Baroness reached
down and yanked Covergirl’s hair, pulling her closer
and closer.  Covergirl’s tongue move further and
further into the woman’s sex, licking, probing, and
tonguing the soft flesh as she went.  The captured
female no longer wanted to curse at her captor or
escape, she just wanted to lick.
 “Good slave,” the Baroness laughed as she shot her
love juices down the woman’s throat, only to have her
swallow it.  The evil woman could feel the lump inside
the woman’s throat as she swallowed.  An evil smile
populated her face as she rode Covergirl and planned
her next move, knowing that the Joes would come
looking for their comrade.

*****
 

 “Alright Tele-Viper, unleash the BATS into the sewers
and lock into this signal.  According to the captured
Joe, the BATS can lock onto these signals and find our
enemies.  While you’re at it, lock onto this
particular signal and capture her alive,” Zarana spoke
as and four Tele-Vipers watched the monitors and could
make out about seven intruders sloshing through the
sewers.
 “The signal is pretty strong right now.  Any chance
of the Joes turning it off?” one of the Tele-Vipers
asked.
 “I doubt it.  They’re too sentimental to turn it
off.”
 “Sentimental?”
 “You heard me.  Those blokes will try to use it to
locate Covergirl.  They probably think that she’s
gotten lost in some tube and is wandering the sewers
trying to find a way out.”
 “Should I program the BATS to follow the signals
then?”
 “By all means.  And make sure that we send a few to
get that WHALE as well.”
 “Yes Zarana!”
 “We can hide our forces as well,” another Tele-Viper
chimed in.
 “Hide them, how so?” Zarana inquired.
 “Since we know their signal, we can give them false
information as long as they don’t shut it off.”
 “Can they detect it?”
 “Only if they are truly looking for it.  Although, we
can knock out the signal to the way and hijack the
individual locators.”
 “Then by all means, use it.  Covergirl was nice
enough to supply us with the code for each individual.
 See if you can split the Joes up into group of two.
Just make sure that the women are taken alive.  The
males, I am not to worried about.  As for the WHALE,
tell the BATS to capture the Joes inside.  We may need
them to alter the data so the other Joes don’t come
looking for us.”
 “Understood.  Jamming now.”
 

*****
 

 “SHIT!” Shipwreck screamed as his face splashed into
the dirty sewer water.  The female Joes had waited for
the men to catch up and now all of them were in a
large room, where several passageways were accessible.
 “Did you slip, Shipwreck?  Or are you just more
comfortable down there?” Lady Jaye asked as she
extended her hand to assist the sailor.
 Shipwreck was about to snipe at the woman with a
quick retort, but he quickly gripped his pistol, rose
from the water, and fired, screaming, “WE’VE GOT
COMPANY!”
 The other Joes quickly reacted and saw that several
Battle Android Troopers were marching out of
passageway in front of them.  Some of the ones in
front were littered with bullet holes, but they
continued to advance even though their circuits were
visible.  In fact, some of them were missing a limb or
two, or even a head.  As the Joes continued to focus
their attention on the tube directly in front of them,
several BATS began to emerge from the other ones,
forcing the Joes to spread out.
 “We’re too vulnerable in the open like this!  Fall
back to tube that Shipwreck emerged from earlier!  It
will be easier to defend!” Scarlett shouted as she
fired an arrow from her crossbow, igniting two robots
in flames as the arrow exploded.
 Jinx sliced the head off a BAT as Quick-Kick chopped
the head off another one.  “Time to go,” Quick-Kick
said as he leapt into the air and delivered a kick to
another BAT.
 “Show off!” Jinx commented as she saw a BAT aiming
its weapon at Quick-Kick.  The woman chucked her sword
at another BAT, lodging it deep inside the robot’s
chest.  The BAT then fell into the water instead of
being able to gun down her comrade.  However, as Jinx
relished her aim, a BAT reached up from a quickly
opening vent, grabbed her ankle and pulled her under
the water.  The vent then closed, preventing the woman
from surfacing, and since there was so much fighting
above the water, nobody noticed that Jinx was missing
yet.

*****

 “Can you pick up any of their signals, Mainframe?”
 “Negative Lifeline.  I can’t see their positions at
all.  I don’t know if something is jamming them or
their just too deep right now.”
 “We better call for reenforcements just in case.”
 “In the meantime, I’ll see if I can get this damn
thing to work properly,” Mainframe said as he pulled
out his screwdriver and began to tinker with the
settings.  “Hopefully, none of them need it to locate
each other in the next few minutes.”
 “What if we need to locate them?”
 “That’s the whole point of fixing it, Lifeline. We
can’t see them, which means they can’t see each other.
 Not to mention our radio is dead.  The radar seems to
be a bit fuzzy too.  Can you address the radar as I
try to fix the uplink?”
 “Sure Mainframe.  I’ll see what I can do.”
 “Alright, let’s get cracking!  Our friends down there
need to be able to locate each other if they become
separated.”
 

*****
 

 “Zarana!  We’re unable to lock onto the WHALE!” a
Tele-Viper shouted as the signal stopped.
 “Any idea of where it went?”
 “None.  It’s last position was where we were going to
send the BATS, but if they moved, the BATS will just
be wading in the water for no apparent reason.”
 “Recall them and redirect them to the sewers.  For
the next hour or so, report everything to the
Baroness. I will be busy with our new guest.”
 “Yes Zarana.”

*****
 

 “Shipwreck!  Where did Bazooka and Quick-Kick go?”
Alpine screamed over the sound of his machine gun.”
 “I don’t know?” Shipwreck yelled back as he reloaded
his pistol.
 “What about Scarlett, Jinx, and Lady Jaye?”
 “How the fuck should I know?  I wasn’t keeping track
of them!  In fact, I think we ran toward the wrong
passageway!”
 “Wrong passageway?  I thought you said you knew where
you were going!”
 “Yea, but I just realized that Bazooka was standing
at the passageway the entire time the BATS found us.
From what I can see, Bazooka is nowhere to be found!”
 “So you’re saying that we should advance back into
that chamber and then try to find Bazooka and the
others?”
 “That’s what I’m saying especially since Mainframe’s
new toy seems to be offline.  I can’t find anybody!
Although, I think I just found a game on this thing,”
Shipwreck said as he hid behind a tube.
 “Stop playing the game and let’s figure a way to get
around those BATS.”
 “Got a grenade?”
 “We can’t use a grenade!  The explosion could bury us
down here!”
 “Has anyone ever thought of maybe that our gunfire
would set off some gas that would explode, killing us
instantly.”
 “Fine Shipwreck, we’ll use the grenade!”

*****
 

 Jinx awoke to find herself naked and suspended in
midair.  There was huge mirror in front of her, which
allowed her to see that her arms were pulled straight
up beside her head, where they were shackled at the
wrists and hung from a long chain from the ceiling.
Her knees were bent and wrapped in a black cast that
ensured that her legs were stuck in a kneeling
position.  A bolt was at the front and a chain was
secured to the floor.  Her ankles also had chains,
although the mirror did not show her that they were
also stuck to the floor.  Jinx had to move her head to
see that.  However, the thing that surprised her the
most was that her mouth and nose were covered in a
layer transparent plastic, which had two tubes on each
side, though none of the tubes connected, meaning that
the nose and mouth had separate tubes.  Her hood had
been removed and the Asian woman had no idea what was
going on, but when she saw Zarana enter the room
behind her, she began to struggle in her bonds.
 “By all means, struggle Jinx.  I don’t give a rats
ass.  However, I would conserve my energy if I were
you.  I believe you’re going to need it,” Zarana
laughed as she stroked the woman’s cheeks.  The pink
haired woman slowly moved her hands down to woman’s
ribs and rubbed them again and again.  She felt Jinx
jump with her touch.  “Ticklish are we?” she mused
aloud.  “I’ve got a surprise for you.”
 Jinx’s eyes were wide open as she saw Zarana select a
pink plastic bodysuit.  Zarana held it up and flipped
it open, revealing a series of small brushes inside.
“What the hell!” Jinx’s mind screamed as her breathing
became labored.
 “See Jinx, there are brushes here around the armpits.
 It’s short sleeved so it should fit perfectly.  I’ll
be able to watch your muscles flex once the machine
starts.  You’ll strain against your bonds.  Also,
adding to your pleasure will be these brushes around
the cones that are set aside for your breasts.  Of
course, there are little brushes along the sides here
for your ribs.  You’re probably thinking why one would
want to make you laugh.  I’m sure you do.  The tubes
pumping oxygen into your mouth and nose right now will
soon have an additive.  We experimented on Covergirl
already and we’ve found that the additive does not
make one into a mindless slave like we wanted.
Instead, it just makes the person really horny.  Of
course, there’s also the maniacal laughter, but one
has to take the good with the bad,” Zarana laughed as
she slipped the bodysuit on.  “Perfect fit,” Zarana
laughed as she watched Jinx cringe when she heard the
latches seal the suit on.
 “OH SHIT!” Jinx screamed into the tubes once she saw
Zarana grab a feather duster from the floor.
 “I’m going to turn on the gas now.  It will be slow
at first, but as you take in more and more of the gas,
the process will speed up,” Zarana giggled as she
began to dust the bottom of Jinx’s bare feet.
 “Noooo,” Jinx groaned before breaking out into
laughter and sucking a mouthful of the gas into her
system.  Realizing her folly, the ninja quickly closed
her mouth and tried to hold her breath.  That’s when
Zarana flicked a switch on the back of the suit and
the brushes began to turn slowly.  Jinx’s chains began
to rattle as the woman’s body quivered.  The Asian
woman bit down hard on her lips as she tried to hold
out.  At first, she could, but she huffed and puffed
when she tried to sequester the laughter.  Thus, every
now and then, her nose did inhale some of the gas, and
the reaction inside Jinx started.
 “It’s inevitable that you will succumb, Jinx.
There’s no way you can resist.  I suppose I could give
you a fair chance without the suit, but I’m afraid
that we’ll add your two other female friends to our
forces soon.  Thus, I am rushing this a bit.  Do
inhale more,” Zarana ordered as she brushed the
bottoms of both her feet.
 Jinx’s nostrils flared as more gas seeped into her
body.  The more she tried to hold out, the more gas
was snorted through her nose.  Jinx could feel
something building inside her.  Much like Covergirl,
she held out as long as she could, but when the
brushes hit their maximum speed, Jinx broke out in
laughter as her air-starved lungs gulped down as much
as the gas as possible.  In a matter of seconds, Jinx
was laughing, and her juices were flowing.  “Oh god!
What have I done?” she laughed into the tubes as saw
and felt Zarana’s hot kisses on her bared neck,
causing her to juice up even faster.

*****
 
 

 “What the hell was that?” Quick-Kick shouted as he
heard an explosion.
 “Beats me,” Bazooka replied as he adjusted his
helmet.  “I can say for sure that it wasn’t me
though.”
 “I hope we don’t set off any gas pipes down here.
Can you imagine what would happen?”
 “Uhhh . . . not really.”
 “The place might explode!”
 “Oh.”
 “At least we lost the BATS.  That’s the good news.
However, the bad news is that we lost everybody else.”
 “Not really.”
 “What?  Hello Bazooka!  There’s no one here!”
 “There’s us.”
 “That’s not what I mean.”
 “But you said we lost everybody, yet we still have
each other.”
 “Okay!  That’s just scary.  Never say that again.
You can say that to Alpine, but never say that to me
again.”
 “Uhhh . . . okay.”
 “Alright, we’re not going to get anywhere trying to
figure out Mainframe’s little toy.  However, we should
seriously think about doubling back.  Perhaps we can
find our friends.  I mean, I trusted this thing before
it busted.  My guess is that we missed the tube.”
 “Yea.  That’s probably why Lady Jaye and Scarlett
went down the other one between ours and Shipwreck’s.”
 “WHAT?  You saw them?”
 “Didn’t you?”
 “Bazooka!  Never mind!  Let’s just double back and
find the others.  If we see any more BATS, we’ll take
them out.”
 “Not a problem,” Bazooka said as he pulled his huge
weapon from his backpack.
 “Bazooka, stay with the conventional weapons.  That
thing scares me down here.”
 “Alright,” Bazooka spoke as he placed his weapon back
into his pack.

*****
 

 “Oh god!” Jinx laughed as her hands caressed her
face, ran through her hair, and kneaded her bouncing
breasts.  The Asian woman was covered in a layer of
sweat as she bounced up and down on the dildo that was
inserted in her sex as well as Zarana’s.  The ninja
wanted to flee, but the need burning throughout her
body was too much.  The bodysuit and tubes were all
gone, just like the woman’s resistance.  Instead, she
was now free from the chains, but she wasn’t free from
the chemicals since they still lingered in her body,
making her extremely horny.  In fact, she only had one
thing on her mind right now and it was fucking.
 “Slutty Jinx,” Zarana snickered as she looked up at
the Asian’s wanton face.  The pink haired woman’s
hands gripped Jinx’s hips as she slammed herself into
the woman, forcing the dildo deeper inside herself as
well.  Both woman had orgasmed several times, but
Zarana was set on getting as much mileage from Jinx as
the Baroness got out of Covergirl.
 Covergirl’s face was totally hidden from Jinx’s view
since she had buried it deep between the Baroness’s
legs.  The female operative was busy lashing the evil
woman’s clit with her tongue while rubbing her lips
against the woman’s pussy lips, smearing the honey all
over lips like a layer of lipstick and gloss.
However, Jinx never saw the woman’s face or her lips,
all she saw was the top of the woman’s head and all
she heard were slurping sounds and muffled laughter.
As for Covergirl herself, the gas was wearing thin in
terms of making her laugh, but the wetness between her
legs increased with each passing second.
 “Zarana,” the Baroness cooed.  “We may need to get a
bolster for our new little playthings.”
 “Okay by me,” Zarana moaned in agreement.  “I just
can’t wait until Scarlett and Lady Jaye join the
fray.”

*****
 

 “God damn it, Alpine!  Give me the fucking grenade!”
Shipwreck yelled.
 “You must be mad!  Those BATS didn’t explode on their
own!  I’m telling you that there’s gas down here!”
 “Those BATS exploded because we shot them all!
Besides!  If there was any gas down here, our damn
guns would have ignited it already!  Not to mention
all the bursting circuits from those BATS!”
 “Damn it, Shipwreck!  The grenade is going to bring
the fucking roof down on our heads!”
 “It’s either the roof or the BATS!”
 “Damn it!” Alpine screamed as he fired two shots and
disabled two BATS.
 “ROOF OR BATS!” Shipwreck yelled as he fired two
shots, eliminating two advancing BATS.
 “I told you!  No fucking grenade!” Alpine blasted
back as he shot three more shots, sending three BATS
crashing into the sewage.
 “Give it to me now!” Shipwreck yelled as he emptied
his clip.
 “NO!  GOD DAMN IT!” Alpine yelled back as he too,
emptied his clip.
 “NOW!” Shipwreck screamed as his gun clicked.
 “Wait,” Alpine uttered as he heard the sound of their
guns clicking.  The rock climber then turned his gaze
away from Shipwreck and saw that all the advancing
BATS were out of commission.
 “See Alpine!  I told you, we didn’t need the
grenade!” Shipwreck yelled as he walked away from
Alpine.
 “What?  I didn’t want to give it to you!” Alpine
shouted as he chased after the sailor.
 “No . . .” Shipwreck replied as Quick-Kick slapped
him in the mouth.  “What was that for?”
 “You two are loud enough to wake the dead.  I don’t
know about you, but the BATS seems to be all confused.
 Bazooka and I were able to dispatch of them quite
easily.  It’s like their targeting systems are down or
something.”
 “Actually . . . I think they were more like homing
pigeons.”
 “That’s ridiculous, Bazooka!  How can the BATS zero
in on us?” Shipwreck asked.
 “By using the signal from Mainframe’s new toy,”
Alpine muttered.
 “Holy shit!  That’s it!  These things were down a
while back because was jamming them.  And now they
work again!” Shipwreck screamed as he looked down at
his communicator.
 “So what now?” Quick-Kick asked.
 “We go to the surface and see if Mainframe has any
ideas.”
 “Going up!” Bazooka said as he pulled out his weapon
and fired straight at the ceiling of the pipe.  Within
seconds, metal, dirt, and other debris rained down,
forcing the Joes to take cover.  Then, rays of light
hit the floor.”
 “I told you there wasn’t any gas!” Shipwreck yelled
as he ran and admired the huge hole.
 “Whatever,” Alpine muttered as he readied his
climbing gear.
 

*****
 

 “There they are,” Scarlett whispered to Lady Jaye as
she adjusted her crossbow.  The two female Joes got
lucky and discovered a way into the Cobra base after
blowing away four BATS.  One of the BATS actually
exploded, exposing an entrance that the two Joes
quickly used to enter the base.  Since the BATS were
ordered to push the Joes further into the sewers, the
BATS simply left them alone and went after the others.
 Now, they were perched up high in the scaffolding,
above the various chambers that the Baroness had
installed.
 “What have they done to them?” Lady Jaye grimaced as
she saw a nude Covergirl and Jinx standing next to the
Baroness and Zarana, who were all clothed.
 “We need a distraction,” Scarlett said as she tied a
rope to the end of an arrow before securing it to the
metal scaffolding.
 “I know.  I’ll throw one of my javelins, break open
that chamber before they can force our friends into
them.  Once the chamber breaks, we can rush them, and
save Covergirl and Jinx.”
 “That might just work, Lady Jaye.  I don’t see any
weapons down there, so we should be safe, meaning that
if we rushed them, Covergirl and Jinx won’t get shot
in the process.  Besides, we can outfight them in hand
to hand combat any day.”
 “Here goes nothing!” Lady Jaye shouted as she stood
up and threw her javelin.  Scarlett then fired off an
arrow that landed a few inches away from the two Cobra
women.  Before the javelin made any impact with the
glass, both women were propelling down the rope.
Thus, when the chamber’s glass casing cracked and
shattered, the two Joes were standing next to both
their friends and enemies.  Lady Jaye had another
javelin ready, but found it hard to move as smelled
something amiss in the air.
 “You fools!” the Baroness shouted, right before she
slammed both her hands over her mouth and tried to run
away.
 “Lady Jaye!  Take care of Zarana!  I’ll be right
back!” Scarlett yelled as she ran after the Baroness.
 “I . . . I . . .” Lady Jaye stammered as she saw a
giggling Zarana take off her pink tank-top.
 “Do you like?” Zarana asked while giggling as she
sauntered up to Lady Jaye, kneading her naked breasts.
 The brunette didn’t what was going on, but she found
the situation to be rather funny and began to giggle
too, breathing in more of the gas.  Zarana caressed
the woman’s face as Lady Jaye moaned.  The pink haired
woman made her way behind Lady Jaye, never breaking
contact as she laughed.
 “This is . . . haha . . . so wrong,” Lady Jaye
giggled as her javelin fell to the ground.  She then
felt her backpack being removed.  Her eyes closed and
she moaned in anticipation.  Then, the woman chuckled
as she felt her zipper being tugged on.  Within
seconds, the sound of the zipper moving was heard and
when she opened her eyes, she saw that it was
Covergirl, who was unzipping her.  Once the zipper was
pulled as far as it would go, Zarana removed the top,
baring Lady Jaye’s heaving breasts while Jinx undid
the woman’s pants.  “Don’t . . . hahahaha . . . I . .
.”
the woman laughed uncontrollably as she felt herself
becoming aroused.
 “Hehehehe,” Zarana giggled as she ran her hands
across the woman’s buttocks.  Covergirl attacked Lady
Jaye’s right breast while her hands caressed the
woman’s thigh and rubbed her fingers against the
woman’s underwear.  Much like Covergirl, Jinx was
doing the same thing, but to Lady Jaye’s left side.
All three assailants were laughing as the heard the
brunette plead and struggle a bit.  However, within a
few minutes, the brunette was laughing too.
 Lady Jaye laughed as she tried to stick out her
tongue.  Once she got her laughter under control, she
stuck her tongue out and flailed it in the air until
Zarana’s tongue wrestled with hers, swapping as much
spit as possible.  Then the two women locked their
mouths and kissed, laughing into each other’s mouth.
That’s when Lady Jaye fell to her knees and succumbed
to the lust that had taken over her body.
 “What the hell is going on!?” Scarlett asked as she
escorted the Baroness back into the room, pressing her
crossbow into the woman’s back.  Scarlett hadn’t seen
the other women yet, but she could hear laughing and
moaning.  Her eyes darted across the room, but saw
nothing so she decided to ask the Baroness, but
noticed that the woman was covering her mouth again.
“Damn it!  Open your mouth!” Scarlett yelled as she
yanked the Baroness’s hands away from her mouth.
 The Baroness wanted to protest, but caught a whiff of
the lingering gas and quickly closed her mouth.
However, Jinx quickly tackled the woman, and the evil
woman screamed, taking in a lung full of the gas.
“NOOO!” her mind shouted as she slammed her mouth
closed.
 “What the hell was that for?” Scarlett asked Jinx as
she lowered her crossbow.
 “Come with me,” Jinx laughed as she grabbed
Scarlett’s hand and pulled her closer to the cracked
chamber.
 “What is going on around here?” Scarlett asked as she
felt lightheaded and temporarily lost her equilibrium.
 The redhead began to sway and her eyes blurred.  She
could have sworn that she felt someone unzipping her,
but her head felt so dizzy that she couldn’t think
straight.  Vigorously shaking her head, the woman
finally cleared enough of the cobwebs and noticed that
her outfit was partially unzipped.  “What the?” she
yelled as she saw a nude Lady Jaye and Zarana rolling
along the floor, kissing.
 “Don’t run,” Covergirl laughed as she leapt on top of
the two kissing woman.  Then Scarlett saw all three
kiss each other as they rubbed their bodies against
one another.
 Scarlett couldn’t believe her eyes as she turned
around and saw that Jinx was jabbing the Baroness’s
mid-section and throat.  Instead of protesting, the
Baroness was laughing and running her hands up and
down her leather outfit.  As the Baroness began to
laugh louder and louder, she saw that Jinx was helping
the woman strip.  Scarlett wanted to say something,
but she took, started to laugh.  When Jinx had
stripped the Baroness, Scarlett felt a rush of lust as
her sex began to moisten, and she chucked a bit.
Without thinking, Scarlett’s hands inserted themselves
into her pants and began to rub her sex through her
panties.  Then, Covergirl, Zarana, and Lady Jaye made
their way to the moaning Scarlett and help the woman
out of her clothes.
 “I want you,” the Baroness laughed as she jumped on
top of Scarlett.  Their breasts rubbed against each
other as they stared deep into each other’s eyes.  The
evil woman licked Scarlett’s face with her tongue,
covering it in a layer of spit as Scarlett began to
laugh.  The redhead’s right hand began to rub the
Cobra agent’s dripping sex, just as the Baroness began
to finger Scarlett’s.  The Joe then laughed again
before pulling her head off the floor and locked lips
with the Baroness.  Both women were now highly aroused
and too busy laughing to even think about fighting
each other.
 
 

*****
 

 “That’s right General Hawk!  We need air support and
everything you can spare!  We got a whole nest of
Cobras down here!” Lifeline shouted into the
transmitter.
 “Reenforcements are on their way, Lifeline,” General
Hawk’s voice said calmly.
 “Thanks General,” Lifeline said as he put the
transmitter down.
 “What did he say?” Mainframe asked.
 “He says that reenforcements are on their way.  By
the way, how did you know that Cobra knew our
location?”
 “When I was trying to fix everything, I noticed that
there was a strange jump in the signal when I got it
back online.  I realized that some had hijacked the
signal and was feeding us false data.”
 “Really?”
 “Really.”
 “So if you hadn’t shut down the system, we would be
dead right now?”
 “Maybe.  I have no idea how many Cobra forces were
converging on us.  However, I was able to trace the
signal and I did upload that information back to
headquarters.  That should make things easier for our
friends.”
 “So where are we going now?”
 “To find Shipwreck and the others,” Mainframe said as
he piloted the WHALE towards land.

*****
 

 “Oh god,” Scarlett’s mind moaned as licked the
Baroness’s sex and she licked hers.  The two women
were locked in sixty-nine position, both jockeying for
position and dominance.  Both women were completely
naked and very horny, thanks to the gas.  Also, both
women would giggle or laugh uncontrollably at times.
However, when the honey from each other touched their
own lips, the laughing stopped and their sex burned,
motivating them to lick each other faster and harder.
 Lady Jaye laid on the floor, totally nude, except for
a nude Zarana lying on top of her.  Zarana’s breasts
were pressed against the brunette’s as their tongues
probed each other’s mouth, sporadically wrestling each
other to get better positioning.  Both of their hands
were busing gripping each other’s damp hair while the
other hand was busy stroking and fingering the other
woman’s clit.  They moaned into each other’s mouth and
laughed some times, although all of them were muffled.
 The two adversaries thought little of fighting each
other.  Instead, they were to busy trying to make each
other climax.
 “Oh lord . . . hahahaha . . . oh . . . hehehehee . .
. yes!” Jinx laughed as Covergirl’s fingers rapidly
pumped in and out of the Asian’s woman dripping pussy.
 Covergirl’s mouth was busy trying to swallow Jinx’s
left breast as she spread her legs as far as they
could go.  Due to her martial arts background, the
Asian woman was quite lithe and could keep a position
for some time without tiring, which was very
beneficial for Covergirl since it didn’t impede her
efforts.
 The six women changed partners several times,
ignoring the emergency alarm, signaling an evacuation.
 Instead, they continued to pleasure each other and
themselves even when the gas totally dissipated and
became a non-factor.  However, the residue of the
chemicals in their bloodstream was enough to keep them
horny for some time to come.  Thus when the WHALE
crashed through the door to the lab, not a single
women paid attention to the intruders.  Instead, they
continued to seek pleasure from each other.
 “Will you look at that?” Shipwreck said in amazement
as he exited the WHALE and pointed at the laughing
women, who were busy licking and fondling each other.
 Lifeline didn’t say anything as he took a small
suitcase and scanned the readouts of some of the
empty, none broken chambers.  He then found a
clipboard with several pages of writing on it.  The
medic read them and then approached his other male
comrades.  “Well guys, I think our friends over there
are safe,” he said with a smile.
 “What the hell is going on then?” Mainframe asked.
 “The Baroness seems to have created a gas that makes
people horny.  A side effect is uncontrollable
laughter.”
 “Should we break them up?”
 “No.  They may die of laughing if they don’t continue
with their current activities.  Sex seems to prevent
the drugs from making them laugh.
 “Is it permanent?”
 “No.  The effects should wear off in a while.  I
don’t know how much they had and how long they’ve been
going at it, but one of those chambers can hold quite
a lot of gas.  Seeing how none of us are laughing, I
would say that it’s been broken for some time.”
 “Where are you going, Shipwreck?” Quick-Kick asked as
he saw the sailor disappear into the WHALE with
Bazooka.
 Within a few seconds, Shipwreck and Bazooka came out
with a few folding chairs and cooler full of beer.
“We might as well enjoy the show and wait for them to
recover.  No need to make matters worse,” Shipwreck
said as he sat down and popped open a beer.  The other
Joes shrugged and soon joined him, watching the six
women pile on top of each other in one large pile,
still licking and fondling, filling the room with
moans, slurps, and laughter.
 

The End
 
 

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